Sardar And Doctor
Sardar Ki Man Ki Tabiat Kharab Hoi To Wo Ussy Hospital Ly Gia.
Doctor Ne kaha Is Ky Do Test Hon Gay.
Sardar Ne Zor Zor Sy Rona Shoro Kar Dia.
Ab Kia Ho Ga Meri Man To Anparah Hay.
Pehly Pata Hota To Tiari Karwa Kar Lata.
Sardar And Salesman
Pathan: Shart Kay Liye Kapra Dikhao.
Salesman: Plain Main Dikhaon Sir!.
Pathan: Nahi! Heli Copter Main Dikhao.
Khabees Ka Bacha! Jahan Pathan Dekha Waha Mazaq Shoroo.
Sardar Aur Waiter In Lift
Sardar: Main Is Room Main Ni Rahon Ga, Mery Ko Pagal Samjha Hy Kya.?
Payment Itna Dia Aur Room Itna Chota Sa.
Waiter: Abby! Akrowat Ki Aulad Andar To Chal Yeh To Lift Hy.
Sardar Wakeel Aur Mujrim
Mujrim: Koshis Karna Mujhy Phaansi Na Ho Jaye.
Umar Qaid Bhaly Ho Jaye.
Sardar Wakeel: Theek Hai.
Agly Din Mujrim Sardar Sy Milny Gya.
Mujrim: Kya Bana.?
Sardar Wakeel: Bari Mushkil Sy Umar Qaid Krwai Hai.
Warna Jugde Tumhen Riha Karny Pe Tulla Howa Tha.
Sardar Aur Dost
Dost: Tum Ne Biwi Ko Talaaq Kion Di.
Sardar: Yaar Wo Aurat Theck Ni Thi.
Dost: Wo Kaisy.?
Sardar: Shaadi Mujh Sy Ki Thi Aur Bachy Bhagwaan Sy Maang Rahi Thi.
