Pathan Aur Khusra
Pathan Khusry Ko Ghar Laya. Kusra Khan Sahab Maaf Kar Do.
Mujhy Jany Do. "Pathan Is Ka Faisla Tumhara Qismat Kary Ga."
Phir Pathan Ludoo Ka Dana Laya Aur Bola Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aya To Hum Tumhara Izzat Looty Ga.
Khusra: Darty Howy Bola Agar 6 Aya To?
Pathan: Muskra ky Bola Lagta Hy Tum Ne Kabhi Luddo Nhi Khela.
"Agar 6 Aya To Hum Dobara Phenky Ga.
Pathan And Donkey
Ek Pathan Ky Ghar Ky Samny Gadha Mara Para Tha.
Pathan Ny Municipal Walon Ko Phone Kia. Ky Mery Ghar Ky
Samny Gdha Mara Para Hy. Uthwa Len.
Jawab Mila Wahen Daffan Kar Do.
Pathan Kuch Deer Khamoosh Raha.
Phir Jal Kar Bola. Daffan To Kar Deeta.
Maggar Main Ne Soocha. Pehly Marhoom Ky Ghar Walon Ko Bta Don.
Pathan Ky 12 Bachy
Pathan Ky 3 Bachy Howe. Naam Rakha Hasrat Khan- Harkat Khan- Barkat Khan
Phir 3 Bachy Howe Naam Rakha Drya Khan- Sumandar Khan- Selaab Khan.
Phir 3 Bachy Howe Naam Rakha Himmat Khan- Hosla Khan- Bardasht Khan.
Phir 3 Bachy Howe Is Baar Biwi Ne Naam Rakha.
Bas Kar Khan- Hoosh Kar Khan- Reham Kar Khan.
Pathan Aur Dost
Pathan: Yaar Yeh Shaadi Ky Joory Khan Bnaty Hain.
Dost: Aasman Par.
Pathan: Yaar Main To Darzi Ko Dy Aya Hoon.
Pathan Samoosay Ki Dukan Par Funny Jokes 2017
Pathan: Samosa Khol Ky Andar Sy Kha Rha Tha.
Aadmi: Yeh Kya? Tum Samoosay Ka Bahir Wala Hissa Kion Ni Kha Rahy.
Pathan: Doctor Ne Bahir Ki Cheez Khaany Sy Rooka Hai.
Wife: Ap Boht Moty Ho Gai ho.
Pathan: Tum Bhi To Moti Ho Gai Ho.
Wife: Main To Man Banny Wali Hun.
Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banny Wala Hun
