Man Aur Beta Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Man And Beta
Man: Tum Kion Ro Rhy Ho.?
Beta: Master Sahab Ne Maara Hy.
Man: Tum Ne Zaroor Koi Shararat Ki Ho Gi.
Beta: Ni, Ammi Jaan! Main To Bas Class Main So Rha Tha.
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Man Aur Beta Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi 2017
1986: The tied Test
Australia will soon be touring India to take part in a four Test series, but it is hard to imagine any of their matches being quite as dramatic and exciting as the 1986 Madras Test.
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Girl And Boy In IceCream Shop Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi
Girl And Boy In IceCream Shop Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Girl & Boy In IceCream Shop
Girl: IceCream Khaaty Howy Kuch Aysa Kaho
Ky Mery Dil Ki Dharkan Teez Ho Jaye.
Boy: Main Paisy Ghar Bhol Aya Hon.
Naazki Uskay lab ki kia kahiye
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Naazki Uskay lab ki kia kahiye
Pankhari ik Gulab ki si hai
Black Husband And Wife Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
Black Husband And Wife Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Black Husband And Wife
Black Husband: Main Africa Sy Tumhary Liy Ek Bnadar Laya Tha.
Magar Wo Rasty Main Hi Choot Kar Bhaag Gaya.
Wife: Koi Baat Nahi Wo Na Sahi Tum To Aa Gay Ho.
Monday, January 30, 2017
Dil ki ik Aarzu he reh gaye
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Dil ki ik Aarzu he reh gaye
Kaash main aur tum Hum hotay
Kal par he Rakho Wafa ki Batain
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Kal par he Rakho Wafa ki Batain
Main Aaj Bohat Bujha huwa hun
Iss bheege bheege Mosam main thi Aas tumharay Aaney ki
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Iss bheege bheege Mosam main thi Aas tumharay Aaney ki
Tum ko Agar Fursat he Nahi to Aag lagay Barsaton ko
Kaash ke tum meray hotay
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Kaash ke tum meray hotay
Aur
Kia Gazab hota agr ye Alfaaz teray hotay
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Facebook Ka Kamaal Funny Jokes SMS Urdu/ Hindi
Facebook Ka Kamaal Funny Jokes SMS Urdu/ Hindi
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Facebook Ka Kamaal
Malkan: Tum 3 Din Sy Kaam Par Ni Aaen Aur Btya Bhi Ni.?
Naukrani: Baji Main Ne To Facebook Par Status Update Kar Dia Tha.
"I Am Going To Village For Three Days"
Sahab G Ne Comment Bhi Kia Tha.
"Missing You Banu."
Saturday, January 28, 2017
aaj phr rony ko ji chahta hay aaj phr toot k bkhrny ko g chahta hay
aaj phr rony ko ji chahta hay
aaj phr toot k bkhrny ko g chahta hay
aaj phr uthta hay dard senny may
aaj phr say mar jany ko ji chahta hay
aaj phr tum yaad behesab aa rhy ho
aaj phr say tujhy bhulany ko ji chahta hay
Aaaj phr tujhe mango Khuda say
aaj dunya say guzar jany ko ji chahta hay
Aaj ki din nay sataya hay buht
Aaj k rat say dar jany ko ji chahta hay
aaj khood say b hon rothi rothi
aaj qesmat ko bhi tarpany ko ji chahta hay
Khabar nahi thi Jo khuwab mein hai Wo khuwab mein bhi na mil saky ga
Khabar nahi thi Jo khuwab mein hai
Wo khuwab mein bhi na mil saky ga
Khabar nahi thi kisi bhi rutt mein bhi
Ye phool dil ka na khil saky ga
Wo un-kahi thi ke na rasai
Jo qurbaton ka na aya mousam
Wo un-kahi thi ke na rasai
Jo qurbaton ka na aya mousam
Ye mein ne socha kabhi nahi tha
Ke sochne ki saza mily gi
Muhabbaton ki praayi, baarishon mein
Bheegne ki saza mily gi
Badal geya hai qareeb aa ke
Khuwahishon mein nahaya mousam
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Pathan And Donkey Died Body Funny SMS 2017
Pathan And Donkey Died Body Funny SMS 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Pathan And Donkey
Ek Pathan Ky Ghar Ky Samny Gadha Mara Para Tha.
Pathan Ny Municipal Walon Ko Phone Kia. Ky Mery Ghar Ky
Samny Gdha Mara Para Hy. Uthwa Len.
Jawab Mila Wahen Daffan Kar Do.
Pathan Kuch Deer Khamoosh Raha.
Phir Jal Kar Bola. Daffan To Kar Deeta.
Maggar Main Ne Soocha. Pehly Marhoom Ky Ghar Walon Ko Bta Don.
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Shaadi Sy Pehle Husband Wife Funny Jokes 2017
Shaadi Sy Pehle Husband Wife Funny Jokes 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Shaadi Sy Pehle Husband Wife
Wife: Tum Ne Mujhy Shaadi Sy Poly Kion Ni Btya Ky Tuhaari Pehly Sy
Teen Biwian Hen.?
Husband: Btya To Tha Ky Main Tumhen Malka, Rani Aur Shahzadi Ki Tarha Rakhon Ga.
Chalaak Husband Wife Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
Chalaak Husband Wife Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Chalaak Husband Wife
Wife: Tum Saari Dunya Bhi Dhondo.
To Mujh Jaysi Dosri Ni Miliy Gi.
Husband: Tum Kya Samjhti Ho.
Main Dosri Bhi Tumhary Jaisy Dhondon Ga. Hadd Ho Gai.
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Sardar Aur Waiter In Lift Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
Sardar Aur Waiter In Lift Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Sardar Aur Waiter In Lift
Sardar: Main Is Room Main Ni Rahon Ga, Mery Ko Pagal Samjha Hy Kya.?
Payment Itna Dia Aur Room Itna Chota Sa.
Waiter: Abby! Akrowat Ki Aulad Andar To Chal Yeh To Lift Hy.
Monday, January 23, 2017
Husband Wife In Film Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
Husband Wife In Film Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Husband Wife Jokes In Film
Husband Apni Mooti Wife Sy:
Main Ek Film Bna Rha Hon, Tum Ko Is Film Main Kaam Karna Hy.?
Wife: Han Zaroor Karon Gi, Maggar Mera Role Kya Ho Ga.?
Husband: Tumhen Aahista Aahista Paani Main Utarna Hy.
Wife: Theck Hy! Lekin Film Ka Naam Kya Hy.?
Husband: Film Ka Naam Hy Gai Bhance Paani Main.
Minar-E-Pakistan Boy And Girl Jokes 2017
Minar-E-Pakistan Boy And Girl Jokes 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Girl And Boys Jokes
Girl: Main Is Sy Shaadi Karon Gi Jis Ka Karoobar Boht Oncha Ho Ga.
Boy: Mujh Sy Kar Lo Main Minar-E-Pakistan Ky Oper Papar Bechta Hon.
Run Mureed Husband Jokes Urdu Funny 2017
Run Mureed Husband Jokes Urdu Funny 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Run Mureed Husband
Wife: Shukkar Hy Ap Sahih Salamat Ghar Wapis Aa Gay.
Husband: Kion Kya Howa.?
Wife: Bahir Galli Main Shoor Ho Rha Tha Aor Log Keh Rahy Thy.
Ky Koi Run Mureed Gattar Main Girr Gya Hy.
Husband: Fitty Mohn! Run Mureed Ni Rana Mureed Keh Rahy Thy.
1989 FA Cup Fourth Round: Norwich City v Sutton United
Sutton United will play Leeds United in the FA Cup fourth round this weekend, and they will be hoping it goes a lot better than the last time they reached this stage of the competition in 1989.
Mention Sutton United to football fans, and many will justifiably recall that day at Gander Green Lane in January 1989, when the Conference team shocked 1987 FA Cup winners Coventry. But how many remember the following act in Sutton's FA Cup story that year, the difficult second album, if you like? If Coventry had been Sutton's successful debut in the eyes of the public, then Norwich City away was their Neither Fish Nor Flesh moment.
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Mention Sutton United to football fans, and many will justifiably recall that day at Gander Green Lane in January 1989, when the Conference team shocked 1987 FA Cup winners Coventry. But how many remember the following act in Sutton's FA Cup story that year, the difficult second album, if you like? If Coventry had been Sutton's successful debut in the eyes of the public, then Norwich City away was their Neither Fish Nor Flesh moment.
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Sunday, January 22, 2017
Smart Boy Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi 2017
Smart Boy Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Smart Boy & Girl
Girl: Janu! Kal Mera Birthday Hy. Kya Do Gy.?
Boy: Janu! Ko Kya Chahiy.?
Girl: Mujhe To Is Baar Ring Chahiy,
Boy: Theck hy, Main Ring Don Ga Lekin Receive Mat Karna
Mery Balance Boht Kam Hy.
Husband And Wife Dono Janti Funny Jokes 2017
Husband And Wife Dono Janti Funny Jokes 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Husband And Wife Janti
Wife Khobsurat Thi Aur Husband Kala Tha.
Wife: Hum Dono Janti Hain.
Husband: Kaisy?
Wife: Tum Mujhy Dekh Kar Shukkar Karty Ho.
Aur Main Tumhen Dekh Kar Tuba Karti Hun.
Thursday, January 19, 2017
Shararti Larki Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu/Hindi
Shararti Larki Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Shararti Larki
Girl: Ek Aanti Mujhy Boht Tang Karti Thi.
Dost: Wo Kaisy?
Girl: Jab Kisi Ki Shaadi Hoti To Mujhy Kehti Ab Teri Baari Hy.
Lekin Main Ne Bhi Is Ki Aadat Khtam Kardi.
Dost: Kaisy?
Girl: Jab Koi Mar Jata To Ussy Kehti Ab Teri Baari Hy.
Ranj se khugar hua insan to mit jata hai ranj
Ranj se khugar hua insan to mit jata hai ranj
Mushkilein mujh par pari itni ke asan ho gain
Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao
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Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao
Subha Se Sham Tak Hum Ko..
Buhat Se Log Miltey hain..
Nigahon Se Guzartay Hain..
Koi Andaz Tum Jaisa..
Koi Humnaam Tum Jaisa..
Magar Tum Hi Nahi Miltay..
Buhat Bechain phirtay Hain..
Barey Betab Rehtay Hain.
Subha Se Sham Tak Hum Ko..
Buhat Se Log Miltey hain..
Nigahon Se Guzartay Hain..
Koi Andaz Tum Jaisa..
Koi Humnaam Tum Jaisa..
Magar Tum Hi Nahi Miltay..
Buhat Bechain phirtay Hain..
Barey Betab Rehtay Hain.
Dua ko hath uthtay hain,
Dua mein yeh hi kehtay hain,
Lagi hay bheer logon ki,
Magar is bheer mein �Saqi�
Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao..
Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao..
Ph.D. Jokes 2017 Urdu Very Funny With English
Ph.D. Jokes 2017 Urdu Very Funny With English Text
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Ph.D. Larka
45 Saal Ka Ph.D. Larka Larki Dekhny Gaya.
Larki Ki Man Dekh Kar Behoosh Ho Gai.
Hoosh Main Aa Kar Booli 20 Saal Pehly Yeh Larka
Mujhy Bhi Dekhny Aya Tha.
Hoor Karo Ph.D. Na Naukri Mili Na Chokri.
4 Saal Ka Diploma Karo Aur Mooj Maaro.
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Achon ko to sab he chahte hain !!
Achon ko to sab he chahte hain !!
Hai koi keh boht buri hon main !!
Main ne asaab ko pat'thar ka bana rakha Hai !!
Main ne asaab ko pat'thar ka bana rakha Hai !!
Ek dill Hai k banta he nahin pat'thar jaisa !!
ab key tajdeed e wafa ka nahin imkaan janaan !!
Ab ke tajdeed-e-wafa ka nahi imkaan janaan
Yaad kya tujh ko dilaein tera peman janaan
Younhi mosam ki ada dekh ke yaad aya hai
Kis kadar jald badal jaate hein insaan janaan
Zindagi teri aata thi so tere naam ki hai
Hum ne jaise bhi basar ki tera ehsaan janaan
Dil yeh kehta hai ke shaid ho afsurda tu bhi
Dil ki kya baat karein dil to hai nadaan janaa
1982/83: Graham Taylor and Watford
When the sad news of Graham Taylor passing away broke on January 12, naturally the tributes came flooding in. Whilst many noted that his time in charge of England was troubled, a lot column inches and html paragraphs were dominated with the successes Taylor enjoyed at club level, and in particular his glorious spells at Watford. When you see what Taylor had previously achieved at Lincoln City, and later at Aston Villa, it wasn't hard to see why England came calling in 1990.
Inevitably this blog will focus upon his heyday at Watford in the 1980s, and in particular Taylor's remarkable first season in the top flight during the 1982/83 campaign. To achieve three promotions in five years was one thing, but to then lead an inexperienced set of players to second place in Watford's debut season with the big boys was something else. Watford may have received a lot of criticism for their approach, yet for Taylor and Chairman Elton John, this was a victory for substance over style.
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Be faida hai Zeest main Ehbaab ka Hajoom
Be faida hai Zeest main Ehbaab ka Hajoom
Ho paiker-e-Khaloos to kafi hai aik Shakhs.
Wo keh rahi thi Samunder Nahin Aankhain hain
Wo keh rahi thi Samunder Nahin Aankhain hain
Main Doob gaya un me Aitbaar krte huwe
Mar gaye bhi to kahan, Log bhula he dein gay
Mar gaye bhi to kahan, Log bhula he dein gay
Lafz meray, Meray honey ki gawahi dein gay
Zinda rahein to kia hai jo mar jaayen hum to kia
Zinda rahein to kia hai jo mar jaayen hum to kia
Dunya se khamoshi se guzar jaayen hum to kia
Umeed-e-Yaar, Nazar ka Mizaaj, Dard ka Rang
Umeed-e-Yaar, Nazar ka Mizaaj, Dard ka Rang
Tum Aaj kuch bhi na Poocho ke Dil Udaas Bohat hai.
Aney ka sabad yaad na janey ki khabar hai
Aney ka sabad yaad na janey ki khabar hai
Wo dil mein raha aur Usay tor gaya bhi
Ilm o Hikmat ka Jinhain Shoq ho Aayein na idhar
Ilm o Hikmat ka Jinhain Shoq ho Aayein na idhar
Koocha e Ishq mein Kuch bhi Nahi Hairat ke Siwa
Hum Jee rahay hain koi Bahana kiye Bagair
Hum Jee rahay hain koi Bahana kiye Bagair
Uskay Bagair, Uski Tam'mana kiye Bagair
Zid par Aajaon to, Jee bhar kay sata kr Chodo'n
Zid par Aajaon to, Jee bhar kay sata kr Chodo'n
Tu nay ay Chednay walay! Mujhay Samjha kia hai
WiFi Jokes 2017 Very Funny Urdu SMS
WiFi Jokes 2017 Very Funny Urdu SMS
By: Shahbaz Jaan
WiFi Jokes
Pehly Mehman Aaty Thy To
Ghar Par Sab Kaisy Hain? Khair Khairat Hy?
Bachy Nazar Ni Aa Rahy. Sab Kidhar Gayb Hain?
Aaj Kal
WiFi Ka Password Kya Hai?
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Molvi Aur Halwa Funny Urdu Jokes 2017 Very Funny
Molvi Aur Halwa Funny Urdu Jokes 2017 Very Funny
BY: Shahbaz Jaan
Molvi Aur Halwa
Ek Molvi Bas Main Safar Kar Raha Tha.
Agli Seet Par Ek Aurat Bar Bar Apny Bachy
Sy Keh Rhi Thi" Beta Tum Yeh Halwa Kha Lo Warna
Main Is Molvi Uncle Ko Dy Don Gi."
Jab Aurat Ne Char Martba Yehi Kaha To Molvi Bola
Behn G Jaldi Faisla Kar Lo Tumhari Waja Sy Main
4 Stap Pehly Hi Aagy Aa Chuka Hon.
MakeUp Ka Kamal Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu Text
MakeUp Ka Kamal Funny Jokes 2017 Urdu Text
By: Shahbaz Jaan
MakeUp Ka Kamal
Shaadi Ki Taqreeb Main Jin Aa Gaya.
Jin Ko Dekhty Hi Larkion Ki Chekhen Nikal Gai.
Ek Baba G Ne Larkion Ko Wazoo Karny Ko Kaha.
Larkian Wazoo Kar Kay Aayen To.
Jin Ki Chekhen Nikal Gai.
Hy Na MakeUp Ka Kamal.
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Pathan Ky 12 Bachy Urdu Funny Jokes SMS 2017
Pathan Ky 12 Bachy Urdu Funny Jokes SMS 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Pathan Ky 12 Bachy
Pathan Ky 3 Bachy Howe. Naam Rakha Hasrat Khan- Harkat Khan- Barkat Khan
Phir 3 Bachy Howe Naam Rakha Drya Khan- Sumandar Khan- Selaab Khan.
Phir 3 Bachy Howe Naam Rakha Himmat Khan- Hosla Khan- Bardasht Khan.
Phir 3 Bachy Howe Is Baar Biwi Ne Naam Rakha.
Bas Kar Khan- Hoosh Kar Khan- Reham Kar Khan.
Sardar Wakeel Aur Mujrim Funny Urdu Jokes 2017
Sardar Wakeel Aur Mujrim Funny Urdu Jokes 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Sardar Wakeel Aur Mujrim
Mujrim: Koshis Karna Mujhy Phaansi Na Ho Jaye.
Umar Qaid Bhaly Ho Jaye.
Sardar Wakeel: Theek Hai.
Agly Din Mujrim Sardar Sy Milny Gya.
Mujrim: Kya Bana.?
Sardar Wakeel: Bari Mushkil Sy Umar Qaid Krwai Hai.
Warna Jugde Tumhen Riha Karny Pe Tulla Howa Tha.
Husband And Wife In Clinic Funny Jokes Urdu 2017
Husband And Wife In Clinic Funny Jokes Urdu 2017
By: Shahbaz Jaan
Husband And Wife
Husband Wife Doctor Ky Paas Gay.
Clinic Sy Nikal Kar Biwi Booli Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ky Mukhtalif Mulkon
Ki Seer KaroTaaky Tabiat Par Acha Asar Pary.
Wife:To Ap Fisla Kar Lo Kahan Jana Hai?
Husband: Chalo Dosry Doctor Ky Paas.
